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oh my!

its happened...he is everywhere!

I'm sorry if this seriously disturbs any of you.

but i find this freaking hilarious!

 

to all who laughs at this...

you're welcome!

 

happy hump day! (no pun intended)

 

 



nightmares

i have this thing about dreams. i think they usually are trying to tell me something.

either its a fear, a recap, something thats going to happen, or a feeling i havent gotten in touch with yet.

i have heard that when you wake up 90% of dreams are forgotten within 10 minutes

so i try to remember by telling myself the dream over and over.

 im now pretty good at remembering my dreams, at least the ones i think are interesting or could help me sort through things.

does anyone else do that? or is it just me?

anywhoo, my dream last night, or should i say nightmare i dont see any point of. its out of the blue and completely random.

here it goes:

it was a group of friends and i off in a cabin at this park surrounded by a suburon neighborhood..not spooky or anything. right?

but the house was haunted by Emma Stone.

not just one but Emma Stone in each of her hair colors.

when we would try to escape one of these Emma's would come chasing us on her broom stick. she was some sort of creepy witch. Her face was cratored like she had too many pimples or burned at one time.

then she was also haunting all of the other kids in the neighborhood too.  

weird, weird, weird.

the only thing i could come up with was, maybe im bored with the blond hair color and need a change..

again.

i have been all of these colors. with some purple and bright red in there.

who knows?

did i mention its friday!?!?!?!?!!?

the night i got a fake tattoo..

and the peach believed me for 2.3 seconds. EPIC WIN!

was one of the best nights i've had in a very long time.

i'll just say it

sexsay laday! who that be?

oh ya..thats me.

waahhbaaam



need a new game?

i stole this from inglorious bastards.

game = epic

unless you play with drew who doesnt know who ana nicole smith, angelina jolie or ronald mc donald is

i narrowed it to a black woman in politics... is it condelezza rice?

everyone writes a celebrity name on a piece of paper, turn it up side down so the person next to you cant see.

then lick the back of it and stick it to your forehead.

rules: you can only ask yes or no questions until you figure out who it is.

what a fun night!



cafinated please

i came across the simple most amazing place in down town Fullerton

if you haven't been to down town Fullerton before

it is the bar crawl in northern orange county.

they also have little artsy stores like my fav. buffalo exchange and photography studios

that I'd love to live in, and are never open when I'm oo'ing and ahh'ing at their display

to venture inside

i thought i was over the whole down town Fullerton scene until i came across this little place

 The Night Owl

maybe substituting those fuzzy navels, long isles, and shark bites with coffee will keep me up to date with my new years resolution numero three.

is two hours still fashionably late?

this is what happens when the party starts two hours late

one kitty was thinking of being on the naughty list

she's not so slick after all

caught in the act. "guilty look"

but im so cute so you'll forgive me

phew...nap time

she's just seriously so cute, i couldn't help it.



you know i like my chicken fried

a cold beer on a Friday night

a pair of jeans that fit just right

yes my homies, i just quoted zac brown band

that cause his songs have been in my head since yesterday morning

since i had a very pleasant dream staring zac brown

no it was not a steamy dream

just a random, he was sitting across from me at dinner, possibly a date? i wish

at least it wasnt one of my famous killer sea lion dreams scarrrry!

while i stared at his mole under his eye

so romantic

then i woke up

Anywhoo....

 Many boring sundays you may find me walking about World Market

they have things gallour

i love everything, but i'll narrow it down to a couple things i really really like



wheel of fortune anyone?



rad head board?

OH BTW, i feel pretty awesome this morning,

While i was getting ready for the day, i was listening to Go Country 105.1

They were speaking of White Elephant Gifts

So i texted in what a white elephant gift is supposed to be

"they are supposed to be cheesy gifts, new or used, like last year everyone was fighting over a chia pet, and a framed picture of chuck norris"

Well folks, my response is famous, they read it on air!

What was your best White Elephant gift memory?

kitty blurp

last week at the store

i was practically giddy when i picked up some catnip

for my (mimi kitty) mimers (poopers) moomooers, j(hsound)emma

{no i do not have 5 cats, those are just some of the names i gave her)

I have seen other kitties go crazy for it and thought she would love it.

and since I'm taking her to get spayed next week, i wanted to give her some extra love.

so this morning was the big event. i put the catnip on a plate on the floor

and what does she do?

she takes a sniff,

sticks her head up,

and

WALKS AWAY!

what a bust to my bubble

i still love my little kitty witty anyways,

attitude and all

Am I qualified?

AARP?

Apparently they think I am..since I get the monthly magazine.

Who knew?